I have bad news for people who want to eat their salad in peace: Pornhub has dropped their streetwear line for the casual (and proud) adult video connoisseur.
For people hoping to get merch for a lowkey “hehe” moment, the line is for the loud, proud, wave-it-all-around type of Pornhub user. The site’s logo is placed in very visible areas. If you wear this, it won’t be something for those “in the know.” It’s a full-on declaration. You might as well open conversations with your go-to keywords and fail-safe categories.
Here are some notable pieces from the Pornhub apparel collection:
1. The classic ebony tee
Basics are covered with this one. Very tasteful graphic design. The classic LBD has found its match with the little black tee.
2. The bukka-cket hat
Innovating bucket hats with their branding, an inspired choice. Imagine wearing this to your first date for an instant ice breaker.
3. The packaging
Oh, this one is actually on-brand. Based on their other logo placements I actually expected the location of the branding here to be in a more conspicuous place. But kudos for the pleasant surprise.
The complete collection can be purchased over here. Enjoy and don’t forget to use your VPN.