It’s that time of year again when your distant relative calls to organize a reunion, tinsels adorn every nook and cranny of your neighborhood, Jose Mari Chan rises to the charts, and unnecessary (yet tempting) sales can be found everywhere. In short, it’s the holidays. Some may be glad that their most awaited occasion is here, while others probably couldn’t care less. Because you know what, Andy Williams? You could be wrong. December might not just be the most wonderful time of the year, thank you very much.
Do not fret holiday dreaders, Fairly Odd Novelties has got your back. From selling Donald Trump tissue paper to urinal-shaped shot glasses, they also offer a stocking-shaped party flask that can dispense a liter or two of wine to their list of bizarre items for sale.
The “Santa Flask” stocking, which weighs four-and-a-half pounds when filled to its capacity, is a lightweight BPA-free plastic body, complete with an easy-to-fill wide mouth and a drip-free spout. It can hold up to 2.25 liters of your favorite beverage–and yes we’re talking about approximately three bottles of wine here, everybody.
Apparently, all you need is a reusable plastic stocking to withstand next month’s festivities. Just take a swig every time that overplayed Christmas carol gets streamed or your niece demands a present for the nth time. So drink up and have a Merry Christmas and a happy hangover, everyone.
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